“Let us be lovers we’ll marry our fortunes together.”
“I’ve got some real estate here in my bag.”
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies
And we walked off to look for America.
-Paul Simon – “America”
Remarkably, there’s not much of a Fourth of July celebration here in Britain. Probably something to do with not wanting to commemorate the beginning of the end of the British empire or something like that. So, there’s not much going on for me today. A few of my friends will wish my a Happy 4th of July. I’ve been invited to a BBQ by the husband of a Rhodes scholar (I’ve not met his wife but I’m sure she’s an exception to what I’m about to say), but a) it’s going to be raining and b) it’s going to be filled with Rhodes scholars. If you’re a Rhodes Scholar, I apologize in advance, but these folks are the worst variety of American in Oxford. They’re going to become lawyers and politicians, they wear ties all the time and they only mix with other Rhodes Scholars. Tossers.
So it most likely be a quiet Fourth for me. That’s OK, but for a few years it seems like we always had a BBQ on Independence Day. There have been some interesting ones. Trying to shoot people off my roof in Columbia with bottle rockets springs quickly to mind. I think my friend Casey still has powder burns. But in talking to Dr. O’C today I was reminded of one of the best.
Just before July 4, 2001 I was driving to Kansas City Airport to pick up this wonderful women I had been, quite succesfully I must point out, wooing from afar. She was flying in from San Diego to take a job at Mizzou and see how things went with us. I had a 4th of July BBQ that week, it was a Thursday apparently (Dr. O’C reminded me). I don’t remember who was there at all or much about the party, but I know Dr. O’C was there and that’s all that really mattered.
We don’t really have an anniversary, Dr. O’C and I. We met on her birthday which is right before Valentine’s Day, so you don’t really want to have an anniversary then. Maybe it would be better to have it be the 4th of July. Give us something to celebrate on the day now that we’re no longer in the States.
For some reason the Paul Simon song that I started this post with reminds me of that time. Especially that hot drive to the KC airport…
“Toss me a cigarette, I think there’s one in my raincoat.”
“We smoked the last one an hour ago.”
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field.
“Kathy, I’m lost,” I said, though I knew she was sleeping.
“I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why.”
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike:
They’ve all come to look for America
All come to look for America…
Hope all my American friends have a great 4th.
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by Jason
04 Jul 2007 at 10:39
I seem to remember something about trying to gather firewood for the bonfire, and somehow you pulled a tree down on top of me. I can’t be sure that was actually a 4th of July, but I recall that moment whenever I think about BBQs at your place.
Have a happy 4th of July, and I hope you enjoy reminding your British counterparts that it’s been 231 years since we whooped their asses.
by Nathan Brewer
04 Jul 2007 at 12:55
I seem to remember a certain someone firing bottlerockets into a bike trail tunnel in Rocheport during one 4th of July celebration. Since we’ve moved to Des Moines, it seems more appropriate to celebrate Bastille Day on July 14th…
by Casey
09 Jul 2007 at 20:19
I do still have powder burns. Malvika was none to proud that day, I can assure you! Happy 4th/anniversary.
by Alex
11 Jul 2007 at 14:39
The 4th of July. No holiday makes me remember my southern fried roots more than this one. With that in mind it is with extreme happiness I think upon where I was this 4th of July: Driving through West Virginia and Ohio on the way to spend the 4th with my father-in-law and his NASCAR lovin’ brothers. The best part: stopping for gas just after we left the motel in Charleston, WV on the morning of the 4th and seeing two largish fellows scarfing down hot dogs and carrying a case of Nat Light to their battered pick-up, presumably for immediate consumption…at 8:30 in the morning.
But what truly put this moment off bliss over the top was the giant bald-eagle-flipping-off-the- world decal, superimposed over an American Flag, attached to the back window of the pick-up. God bless America.
by Nathan B.
26 Feb 2008 at 16:03
Ya know, I was trying to place the bottlerocket pic in this post, and I finally realized it was taken in our old duplex’s back yard…
by SSG
19 Jun 2008 at 17:06
I do love this post. is that a baby timmins?
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by NJ Dude
04 Nov 2008 at 13:54
Great post. And that Paul Simon song always has me wondering if he ever found America.
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