LAX
“Runway 4, Flight 209
teardrops fall we start to climb
this window seat proved a poor choice
it shows a dream that’s been destroyed
Little baby starts to cry
Hey, I would to if not for pride…”
-Dwight Yoakam - “1,000 Miles”
First leg done. The Orlando to L.A. flight was pretty much a breeze, with the exception that the whole plane reeked of urine due to a broken toilet. Way to go American Airlines!
Dwight Yoakam was on our flight, I saw him getting off and tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey, aren’t you Dwight Yoakam?” He looked annoyed and said “What’s left of me.”
Rock and roll.
“All this plane ride holds for me
is a 1000 miles of misery.”
Sanity still largely in tact.
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That’s so cool! Not so much that Dwight Yoakum sort of dissed you. But that … umm … you saw him and talked to him and got to LA in one piece.
23 Apr 2008 at 2:13 am
I would have kind of dissed me too. I’m no longer in my rock star attracting prime.
23 Apr 2008 at 2:14 am
Boarding Oceanic, Flight 815…
23 Apr 2008 at 3:24 am
Wow - Stipe and now Dwight Yoakum - which music star will you piss off next?
I must admit I like Dwight even more for his response.
23 Apr 2008 at 4:03 am
I see your trip is going pretty well so far. Its pretty neat to have seen Dwight Yoakum and his response to you is pretty memorable, in my opinion. I sat across the aisle from Stevie Wonder on a flight a few years ago. Unfortunately, I didn’t get the guts to say anything to him but I still remember the experience vividly.
Good luck on the remainder of the trip!
23 Apr 2008 at 4:25 am
Where in the World are you? Glad to hear all the traveling is going well.
Ain’t American Airlines one of the finest in the World? They can’t do plumbing or baggage.
All the best
Busy Day
23 Apr 2008 at 4:49 am
Damn dude. The Dwight Yoakam thing is funny and awful all at the same time. I gave you a shout out over at my place. Thought you guys could use the positive vibes. Plus, I just couldn’t resist the urge to call you Chris in Coach for a few hours.
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23 Apr 2008 at 6:51 am
Good luck, God bless, and make it there safely. And don’t kill any of your rude, smelly, seat-mates. Might be bad form. Even if they do fall asleep, drooling, on your shoulder!
See you when you get down under!
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23 Apr 2008 at 2:37 pm
“I’m no longer in my rock star attracting prime.”
None of us are dear…none of us are.
Thinking of you all as you wing your way……
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23 Apr 2008 at 2:55 pm
And to think I thought I didn’t like Dwight!

Good luck with the rest of the trip! And hurray to having a house!
23 Apr 2008 at 3:26 pm
You made it through with Zach still smiling even. Very nice. I wish you the best on the rest of your journey.
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23 Apr 2008 at 4:31 pm
Awwww Dwight, man, that’s classic!
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23 Apr 2008 at 6:27 pm
Oh, how I love Dwight. “What’s left of me.” That’s pretty poetic.
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23 Apr 2008 at 7:26 pm
Did you see me frantically waving from just south of LAX while you were landing? No? You must have been too star struck…
If your sanity is still largely intact…you must not have been on the plane long enough. Hee hee.
Good luck with the last bits of the journey. Stay sane!
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23 Apr 2008 at 7:37 pm
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod.
As if yesterday’s post wasn’t enough, now mah luvah Dwight hits on you, too.
Well, I mean, kind of.
J-E-A-L-O-U-S. That man is near the top of my short list of Gods.
Wow.
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23 Apr 2008 at 10:18 pm
and by “yesterday” I actually mean April 19th.
*ahem*
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23 Apr 2008 at 10:20 pm
Oy vey! Urine, you say? That’s enough cause for a freaking free flight despite the fact that you were able to speak with the remnants of Dwight Yoakam.
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24 Apr 2008 at 5:13 pm
Just in case it was unclear, I was super impressed by Dwight Yoakam’s one-liner. Bigger fan than ever. As for my last statements, not so much intact anymore…
26 Apr 2008 at 6:10 am