Comments on: Terror in Happy Valley

By: I am helium raven and this movie is mine | A Free Man

I am helium raven and this movie is mine | A Free Man — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:17:15 +0000

[...] would be a graceful gesture to make peace with my avian adversaries. Some of you may remember that winter was awash with bellicose encounters with our fine feathered friends. Well, it has been a long and – for both [...]

By: sarala

sarala — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:33:30 +0000

Too funny. The Canada Geese around here are pretty ferocious. I stay well away from them. I've heard people now breed dogs to keep the geese off grassy areas like golf courses. Sort of like sheep dogs. saralas last blog post..I Don't Love New York

By: Into the valley of death* | A Free Man

Into the valley of death* | A Free Man — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:44:57 +0000

[...] the third attack by terrorist water fowl in a week, I decided to do something about these Anatid insurgents. I made the decision to [...]

By: maggie, dammit

maggie, dammit — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:44:04 +0000

I feel the same way about hummingbirds. Nothing but glorified mosquitoes, if you ask me. I've nearly lost an eye on more than one occasion, aggressive little crack heads. And NOBODY believes me. maggie, dammits last blog post..Gustav

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:57:00 +0000

I used to live next to a lake a few years back where the geese would gather into their respective gangs and fight for territory – with each other and with people. Those things pissed me off everyday. Good luck in your fight with them.

Andrews last blog post..Mock Orange is full of love

By: admin

admin — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:36:25 +0000

Oh, we have video. Check back later in the weekend to see our counterattack!

By: arizaphale

arizaphale — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:30:08 +0000

hahahahahahaha. I know those geese! As a former resident of the area I can attest to their intimidating nature. The swans up on South Rd are of a similar ilk. There was one swan in a wetlands park in Southampton that we used to call ‘Psycho Swan’. When you went any where near its end of the pond it would swim out of nowhere in a terrifyingly threatening manner. At speed. With a look in its eye you could read from 50 metres.
Feel no humiliation my friend. Goose fear is a registrable disability.
(and I too want to see the umbrella thing hahahahahaha)

arizaphales last blog post..Daughter At Large

By: zayzayem

zayzayem — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:12:40 +0000

OMG Geese scare the hell out of me.

The rank just beneath emus as scary freak birds that will chase you.

Great now I’m imagining a giant goose-emu hybrid chasing me. I won’t sleep at all tonight.

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By: A Free Man

A Free Man — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:09 +0000

I feel better hearing all these attacking geese stories. I’m not alone!

I’m taking the dog down there this morning and we’re going to whoop some feathered ass. I’ll bring the video camera, Natui.

A Free Mans last blog post..Game Day: Cake Walk

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:14:38 +0000

That picture on top is freaky. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bird’s tongue!