Comments on: Irony, heredity and serenity

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:11:47 +0000

Just FYI grapes are poisonous for dogs, they cause kidney failure. Be safe!

http://www.petplace.com/dogs/are-grapes-and-raisins-really-toxic/page1.aspx

By: admin

admin — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:22:23 +0000

Agnes – I know.

FGIS – That’s pretty good, will make everyone reminiscent for grade school!

By: Florida Girl In Sydney

Florida Girl In Sydney — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:21:20 +0000

If I knew what kind of company it was I could better help, because I do love writing jingles.

How about the old:

Deck the hall with gasoline
Fa lalalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it clean.
Fa lalalala la la la la
Watch the _______ burn to ashes,
Fa la la, la la la lalalala
Now aren’t you glad you play with matches,
Fa la la la la lalalalalala.

It’s always a classic, right?

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By: Agnes

Agnes — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:31:00 +0000

Karma, Grinch....karma. Agness last blog post..And so it was that later as the miller told his tale

By: admin

admin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:42:47 +0000

Chris – Unfortunately they haven’t bought any gifts to send AND they bought the cheap cards. SO the text has got to be good!

Ryan – You’re my hero.

NATUI – Maybe we could market dog spit as a nutritional supplement.

Heza – That was another issue. Do I say “Christmas” or “Holiday Season” or “Winter Wicca Wullaballoo”. It’s not easy, I tell you.

SSG – Goodonya.

Ariza – I am NOT suggesting that we keep the Christmas spirit all year.

Chris – Me too.

JK – They’re clueless. Although I have that job because they’re clueless, so I’m not complaining. If we can market dog spit as a nutritional supplement, Dooley will be very valuable.

Courtney – I’ll give you three guesses.

Ginny – Nice boss. It’s ridiculous. I churn out text every day for these guys and this stumped me for ages.

We Be Toys – In three or four sentences. Sigh…

By: SSG

SSG — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:33:33 +0000

yeah, what’s a wazoo?

By: we_be_toys

we_be_toys — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:02:00 +0000

I’m not even particularly a Scrooge, but having to come up with a Season’s Greetings that encompasses an entire company makes my mind go completely blank. Uh…!

Ryan’s idea gets my vote!

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By: Ginny

Ginny — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:00:48 +0000

I had to come up with the stuff for the Christmas cards for a company I worked for 10 years ago. It took way more time than it was worth, and I don't even remember what I said. What I DO remember is the boss coming in at the end, and signing them all with "Merry F@%#ing Christmas." (Only he didn't use those wacky little symbols.) Ginnys last blog post..Taxonomy

By: courtney

courtney — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:00:45 +0000

LITERALLY coming out the wazoo? What, pray tell, is a wazoo?

Anything written by me in relation to genetics would be embarrassingly amateurish, so I’ll refrain from that. But I will think on the company Christmas card thing and get back to you.

By: Jessica K

Jessica K — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:59:41 +0000

HAHAHA! I cannot believe they asked you to write the Christmas card. Either they are clueless, or you are the best b.s.-er in the biz.

I love, love, love the video of Z. He was so excited it made me giggle just to watch! It’s a good thing you don’t have a bulldog puppy yet. There would have been a lot more slobber involved, and more nibbling on the hands than the grapes themselves.

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