Comments on: Deep South ‘Smack’ Talk: The Southern Gentlemen Edition

By: Sebastian Jones

Sebastian Jones — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:57:15 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXwjJFK7hNs

By: Trooper Thorn

Trooper Thorn — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:06:02 +0000

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By: admin

admin — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:24:12 +0000

Muskrat – Thanks for your support. It’s all up to Bama to keep the Awbs home in December.

Heather – Now that is funny.

Muskrat – I’m pretty sure I told you last week not to pick the Dawgs to beat the spread for the rest of the season.

By: I told you so… | A Free Man

I told you so… | A Free Man — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:54:50 +0000

[...] you see, peanut gallery, why I was hesitant to get all braggity about the Auburn game? Yes, a win’s a win, but for the second week in a row we’ve [...]

By: muskrat

muskrat — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:46:14 +0000

congrats (barely)! y'all were supposed to cover the spread, dammit. muskrats last blog post..long distance dedication (aka “interview with the muskrat”)

By: heather

heather — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:50:34 +0000

tee, hee. I am a Wisconsin Badger. heathers last blog post..PUBLISHED

By: muskrat

muskrat — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:44:10 +0000

Auburn blows goats. Go DAWGS! muskrats last blog post..long distance dedication (aka “interview with the muskrat”)

By: admin

admin — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:12:09 +0000

CMGD – WVU already beat Auburn didn’t they? So you mas as well and cheer for the better team, i.e. Georgia.

Mickey – I’m saving up the smack for your special lady friend in a couple of weeks.

Angel – Bring it.

Courtney – Not a frickin’ clue. I don’t think the Aubies are particularly, um, bright. Maybe they struggle with their taxonomy. Tiger – eagle, whatever.

Dad – Lot of criticism from the peanut gallery today. Just trying to be a bit genteel, you know. Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry and all. Also, I have a bad feeling that we’re in for an upset and I don’t want to have to eat too much crow – see two weeks ago.

Elvis – Yeah, I don’t think we’ll see those for a while. I quite liked them.

For those of you disappointed by a lack of vitriol, try this:
http://www.bamadog.com/jokes_au.htm

or these:

What’s the difference between an 2 awbs in a pickup and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The Hoover has only 1 dirt bag inside!

What do you call an awbie with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call 10 awbs standing ear to ear?
A Wind Tunnel.

What do you do if an awb throws you a grenade?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What’s the difference between an awb and a bag of manure?
The bag.

Or, sticking with the Elvis theme:

A guy bought a new Mercedes, drove off the lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened. Mad, he turned the car around, went back to the dealer and said, “When I buy a $50,000 dollar car I expect the radio to work.” The dealer explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. Pretty neat stuff.

He got back into the car and said “Country music,” and old Willie started singing. “Rock and roll,” he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning. “Easy listening,” he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was in an elevator. He was relaxed, driving down the road listening to smooth sounds when a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off the road. “Stupid rednecks!” he screamed, and the radio immediately blurted out, “Touchdooooooooown auuuuubuuuuuurnnnnn!!!!”

By: Auburn Elvis

Auburn Elvis — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:00:40 +0000

I feel responsible for the lack of smack. But I stand by it. There just isn't that much distaste between Auburn & Georgia. Although, if pressed, I'll admit how glad I am that y'all won't be wearing those black jerseys for a while (if ever again). Auburn Elviss last blog post..Auburn Ready for Move Down to Div1AA

By: Old Guy a.k.a Dad

Old Guy a.k.a Dad — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:57:05 +0000

To smack or not to smack – that is NOT the question. When to smack – now there is the rub. It seems to me that the more you trash talk, the worse the Dawgs get stomped (Gators!!!). Now you have a team that has scored as many points this entire year as the Dawgs average and you are laying down – what’s the deal? Ypu need to smack while the iron is hot.

Maybe you need to take this new found free time and study up on Smack Talk 101 and forget about that MBA.