A few years ago I became well acquainted with the concept of powerlessness. I’m fully aware and have come to terms with the fact that I have no control over other people, places or things. It’s liberating in some ways, I’m responsible for my own behavior and that’s about it. As long as I don’t behave dickishly, how you behave is no concern of mine. I became fairly content in this world view and – abdicated of the responsibility of managing everyone else’s business – happy.
Then I fathered a child.
And with his arrival, my simple life philosophy became slightly less tenable. Because no matter how you slice it, I’ve got some responsibility for my boy and I have some power over him. I guess it is a balancing act between keeping the boy alive and driving myself insane trying to control every single moment of his young life. I’ve never been very good at balance.
My short adventure in solo parenting was a challenge, particularly with a joint father-son summer cold thrown into the mix. I’m used to Boy Z ignoring requests – “Stop climbing on the dog, Boy Z!”, “Do NOT put the phone in the dish tank, Boy Z!”, “For god’s sake, go to sleep child!” – I’m used to him doing whatever he wants. That’s part of toddlerhood and while frustrating is mostly manageable. But it can all build up and it can reach a point where it becomes viscerally unmanageable.
Ironically, I made it through ten days of solo parenting but it got to that unmanageable point the day after Dr. O’C’s return. Yesterday I hit a wall. It was just one of those days. A day on which Boy Z would do nothing according to my plan. A day full of whinging and crying and destruction. It climaxed with the Boy’s weekly swimming lesson. Through some unknown neural twitch in his toddler brain, he decided he just wasn’t going to do swimming yesterday. He wasn’t going to relinquish his dummy, wasn’t going to finish or give up his half-drunk bottle, was going to scream when I attempted to take either out of his clenched little fists.
And I nearly lost it. And I wanted to throttle him. And I just wanted to scream:
Why won’t you do what I want!?! Why won’t you listen to me?!? Damn it!!!
But I didn’t. Largely because there were a lot of people around the pool deck and there is nothing I like less than making a spectacle of myself. Instead I shoved him to his mother and went to take a shower and we went home.
It’s not the first time I lost my temper with him. Nor was it that big a deal in the grand scheme of things. It was just a damn swim class – $13 and a half an hour wasted. But I came home completely deflated.
My standard formula for writing blog posts is to wrap it all up with a pithy lesson learned. But I don’t have one for today. Days like yesterday make me question whether or not I’m qualified to do this – whether or not I have the tools for this job. I’m not a particularly patient person (but I do love me some alliteration). I spend about 84% of the time with my head squarely up my own ass. My ideal Sunday afternoon would be spent curled up in a comfy chair in a balmy summer breeze with a good novel. This fatherhood gig… I don’t know. From the day I found out Dr. O’C was pregnant I made a resolution that I was going to be a great Dad, maybe the best Dad ever. A Dad that they would write books about. Today, I’m wondering if I’m in way over my head.
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by Angel
19 Feb 2009 at 21:28
Every comment from a parent you get on this post will undoubtedly tell you they know exactly how you feel.
Remember there are days when we just don’t click. We have off days with our spouses, so why should it surprise us that we have them with our children, as well?
Not to mention, keep in mind that by attending that swim lesson with your kid puts you far ahead of so many dads. I can’t speak for the rest of the world but here in this region it’s the mother’s job to do that, and the dads don’t even blink at it. They don’t drive their children places, take them to lessons or appointments of any kind. The most you can hope for is a kid into sports and a dad who likes yelling at refs on a Friday night.
by headbang8
19 Feb 2009 at 21:32
Yes, you are in way over your head. You don’t have parenting tools and skills.
Guess what? Neither has anyone else. You learn as you go along. You fail sometimes, you succeed sometimes.
Arizaphale, for example, is incredibly good at setting firm boundaries with love–I’ve seen her in action. Yet even she is challenged under some circumstances.
Remember, parenting is not about YOU.
headbang8s last blog post..Il a été si bon.
by arizaphale
19 Feb 2009 at 22:13
That last comment from headbang is the most pertinent you will ever hear. And Angel is also right.
You’re tired. You’ve been sick. You’re (usually) a perfectionist (I’m delicately not going to mention your typos etc in this post. I can see you’re under stress).
Every now and again we all snap.
Ask my daughter about the time I smacked her legs with a plastic sword (with which she had just smacked my car!). Boundaries with love? HAH!
(I threw that sword in the bin directly after that incident. It’s a quirky twist that I now refer to assertive parenting as The Flaming Sword. I wonder if that was Freudian?)
Cheer up mate. This too will pass. You one of the best dads I’ve ever seen in my travels.
arizaphales last blog post..One More Addiction (Natalie Imbruglia)
by Prefers Her Fantasy Life
19 Feb 2009 at 23:33
Ditto what the others have said.
But really. Give yourself permission to be an adequate parent. My kids seem to have so many issues despite my love and patience, I just have to trust that someday all my hard work will kick in.
Prefers Her Fantasy Lifes last blog post..More on Love, Shakespeare, and Sex With Slaves
by Prefers Her Fantasy Life
19 Feb 2009 at 23:38
And it is OK to curl up on the sofa and read. That’s what Kidsong DVDs are for.
And I do believe there’s a lot of pressure (especially for dads) to prove they’re active, hands-on parents. After I had my second, I realized that I didn’t always have to be “on” (nor could I). I found out that kids CAN play by themselves (hide that phone) and that the idea of playpens (not that I ever used them) was really a damn good one.
by JChevais
19 Feb 2009 at 23:43
“Prefers her Fantasy life” is right on the button. You’ll never be perfect because you’re human. You need to give yourself permission to be ordinary. Not Great! Not Fantastic! Just a bloke who loves his kid and is winging it. Your son doesn’t want an exemplary Dad. Just You.
And while you berate yourself about not knowing the rules of Parenting, ask yourself what qualifications your son has for being a kid. He’s on uncommon ground too.
Seriously? My husband wasn’t all that involved when the kids were small. A lot of men can’t handle it. Kudos to you for even attempting to manage a toddler. Really.
by Nichole
19 Feb 2009 at 23:46
What everybody else said? I agree. Some days it’s enough to get through without anyone perishing.
Nicholes last blog post..How to quiet a cough
by Noble Savage
20 Feb 2009 at 00:38
You’re definitely not alone in this. We all have days when we feel like the most terrible parent in the world. The guilt will fade, you will go on to have fantastic days mixed with the bad and neither of you will remember the swimming lesson that never was. I won’t tell you to cut yourself some slack because you already know that. Letting those feelings of inadequacy and frustration out is healthy and you should be allowed to express them without feeling that you’re bitching too much. Parenting is bloody hard. Hard hard hard.
Noble Savages last blog post..Pressure is…
by Jill/Twipply Skwood
20 Feb 2009 at 01:51
Everyone here has already told you and said it well…not that I’m going let that stop me…
That was *nothing*, really nothing. You didn’t even scream what you wanted to at him, and what you wanted to scream at him wasn’t even all that bad (in that it wasn’t hurtful, shaming, etc.).
Honestly, there’s some really crappy parenting going on out there and most kids make out ok anyway. And some parents who don’t even give one single thought to how they parent and their kids make out ok too. Or some of them don’t.
And there are parents who were parented themselves so poorly that consider themselves fantastic parents even if they’re only doing what a lot of people think of as regular. And there are parents who want to be perfect, but that’s just not in the cards for us humans. But mostly kids grow up at least semi-okay or at least semi-okay with some therapy.
Even if you could be the “perfect” dad and never screw up, that would only put a whole different kind of pressure on Boy Z. I say, you got frustrated, and you handed him off before doing anything you could really regret. You called it a day. You done good.
Jill/Twipply Skwoods last blog post..Those Girl Scout People Are Trying to Kill Me
by we_be_toys
20 Feb 2009 at 01:52
Chile! I’ve always said that toddlers are as cute as they are because its what keeps us from killing them. When my two boys were at that age (and they’re only 22 months apart, so it was double trouble) I distinctly remember some really bad days. Days where banging my head against the wall, literally, seemed preferable to steam cleaning the human excrement off of the nursery floor (again, literally).
The fact you worry about whether or not you’re doing a good job tells me that you ARE a good parent – cut yourself a break – toddlers are the devil incarnate, in a kewpie doll exterior – no one can deal with them 100% of the time.
we_be_toyss last blog post..BHJ
by we_be_toys
20 Feb 2009 at 01:55
Nice- brain dead girl (moi) just left Violence Unsilenced’s address as my latest post. Because I’m a mom, and my brain has been corroded by endless child chatter.
It was a great post, though – BHJ is an incredible writer.
we_be_toyss last blog post..Hindsight Doesn’t Amount to a Hill of Beans
by courtney
20 Feb 2009 at 02:01
Half your posts make me want to be a parent, and the other half make me want to run screaming to the nearest contraception.
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by SSG
20 Feb 2009 at 02:43
Dude, do you ever get that feeling when you just want to be a bitch? You’re in a bad mood and you can’t be bothered with other people or life or whatever in general. You’re an adult. If you were feeling that way you could just decide to not go to your swimming class and stay at home under a duvet or go out walking the streets or moan at your buddy or whatever. WeeZ is a child and being a child, though great, is one of the most frustrating things ever cos you’re right, other people have control over you.
So maybe weeZ was just hacked off with life yesterday. Don’t fret about it. So he did your head in. Man, I’ve done my mum;s head in and vice versa many a time. You’re both people. I think you’re exact thought inbold are actually words my mum has said to me, then a plate fell off our cabinet on to her had. That was a funny moment but even funnier cos I couldn’t laugh cos I was in trouble.
Perfect parents are not those who make every day a walk in the park, but who are there when the shit hits the fan, are good role models and just do what parents should do- set boundaries, show a good example, tell us what we’re not supposed to do, get angry and frustrated cos in the end they love us.
Come on. there are going to be many many many more days like this. And you gotta not take it to heart. And then when weeZ has his own son and bitches about him, you can tell him it must run in the family. Ask your dad, I bet he wanted to put you in a dog kennel a few times.
God Bless DrO’C too, you and her make a good team, even if you are very different in some respects. That is a good thing.
SSGs last blog post..Passionate chaos
by SSG
20 Feb 2009 at 02:44
damn it, I wish I could edit my own posts due to bad grammar/ spelling and general spackishness.
SSGs last blog post..Passionate chaos
by Jud
20 Feb 2009 at 02:52
My parents did a mediocre job at best of raising me, and yet I turned out wonderfully – charming, handsome, amazing intellect – there is a lack of superlatives to describe me.
Seriously, do your best, don’t overthink it.
Juds last blog post..Interview 2009 – Teri of the North
by Theresa B
20 Feb 2009 at 02:56
(True story, witnessed by my sister-in-law at the park) Woman yelling to her toddler “You better not be getting into anything over there or I’m going to f*** you up!”
See, depending on where you set the bar, you’re a super dad even on your off days!
by Jamie
20 Feb 2009 at 02:58
You just described 95 percent of my days with Chloe of late.
by NATUI
20 Feb 2009 at 02:58
After our accident at the house yesterday, I’ve got nothing for you. I keep waiting for DFACS to show up. Or my husband to quit his job and force me to go to work full-time because I obviously have no business being alone with my children.
NATUIs last blog post..If God Will Send His Angels
by Gypsy
20 Feb 2009 at 04:13
I’m not a parent, but I think if you didn’t have days like that where you question your qualifications then you wouldn’t be qualified. Know what I mean?
Gypsys last blog post..Facebook Fabulous
by chris
20 Feb 2009 at 04:25
I have frequently heard that parenting is god’s(metaphorically speaking) flashlight shining a bright, unforgiving light on every personality defect and weakness you have.
I for one have never felt more impatient, unkind, frustrated, angry, intolerant, inflexible, distracted…than I have as a mom.
My eight year old drives me up a wall right now. He’s a quirky little know-it-all, my husband and I secretly refer to as the Professor:) There are times when in the head I am saying to him, shut up, shut up, please, just shut up. I know I won’t say it to his face but thinking it even feels bad. My five year old is perpetually in the clouds these days and I have to frequently remind myself I’m the adult when she starts spiraling over something. My baby is the easiest now, probably because she doesn’t talk much yet. Yet even with her there have beennights of no sleep where I sobbed right along with her wondering what in the world possessed me to have a third child.
Still, it is the conscious parent that I think makes a good parent. The very fact that we worry, hope we’re doing the right thing, try and educate ourselves on how to do it better and feel bad when we screw up puts us ahead of the curve.
One of the things I have learned from my husband is apologizing to our kids. Growing up his dad was a giant, hardass who made a lot of mistakes, jumped to conclusions, overreacted, etc. Hubs said the thing that always got to him was not that his father made missteps and mistakes, but that he never acknowledged them with his children. He thought this showed weakness and deference.
Now, when I blow my top or overreact or any number of parent snafus, I apologize, I tell the kids I was wrong or that I was in a bad mood and it wasn;t their fault and they didn’t deserve it. There’s my two cents.
chriss last blog post..She Got It From Her Momma
by Jill/Twipply Skwood
20 Feb 2009 at 05:07
“I have frequently heard that parenting is god’s(metaphorically speaking) flashlight shining a bright, unforgiving light on every personality defect and weakness you have.” Oh that’s great Chris!!
Jill/Twipply Skwoods last blog post..Those Girl Scout People Are Trying to Kill Me
by Cat
20 Feb 2009 at 05:18
This is a fine example of what Hubby and I like to call tag-team parenting. When WeeZ had you in a killer hold, you tagged your partner, so you could take a needed break. This is why I’m very thankful I’m not alone in this parenting adventure.
Cats last blog post..The Vacation I’m Not On
by mickey
20 Feb 2009 at 05:50
Just as long as those days are in the minority you just might make it. Otherwise I’d suggest moving family activities to a place where the temptation to drown yourself or others is not an easily available option.
mickeys last blog post..Noise for the nose
by SouthernInsanity
20 Feb 2009 at 06:31
I don’t think there’s a lesson in each and every day.
Somedays, it’s good enough that you got through it and made it to the next one.
by Agnes
20 Feb 2009 at 07:14
I’m not a parent either but as a teacher I’ve seen my fair share of less than savoury parents in action – and dealt with the results displayed in their child’s behaviour. Day after day after day.
There was also the kid in the supermarket a couple of weeks ago who asked for a chocolate bar only to be dragged along the aisle by his arm and called the c word by his father.
I really think you’re doing ok.
by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
20 Feb 2009 at 07:38
Dude. I’ve got news for you. We’re all in over our heads.
My mom? Way over her head. Now watching me with my kids thinking, “Jesus Christ, I’m glad that’s over!” And someday? Boy Z will be in over his head.
That’s what parenthood is all about. You’ll make it. You did great. Just remember that. You reacted perfectly. When it gets to be too much, call in the B Team (aka the other parent).
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..It’s Up To Me To Stay Drug Free
by barbara
20 Feb 2009 at 08:05
Perhaps Dr O’C going away for awhile upset his routine and made him a bit anxious and when she came back it seems like he reverted back to being a baby instead of a toddler. I am sure he will settle down now that you are all together again. You don’t know what is going on in their little heads. But we have all been there and had those days, it does get better as they get older.
by suzer
20 Feb 2009 at 08:06
Nah you’re not in over your head mate. Imagine having a hormonal day yourself (because boys have them too!) or something like that and having someone be telling you what to do all day. I mean, it must be like that for kids on some level as well, even if we ourselves can’t remember it. He’s fine, you’re fine, it’s all good. (says the non-parent of course, but I wouldn’t worry yourself too much)
suzers last blog post..The Gold
by admin
20 Feb 2009 at 08:42
Thanks all for your kind words!
by ms picket to you
20 Feb 2009 at 09:19
just when you think you’re in over your head, a giant wave (aka: a sleepy kid climbing in for an extra snooze on a lazy morning, or something like that) pushes you straight back to the shore, brings you home safely.
every time.
ms picket to yous last blog post..Sick of It
by Brittany
20 Feb 2009 at 09:49
Even the best dads get frustrated and want to scream sometimes. Actually, good dads will let a few of those screams out from time to time. They’re human. (And sometimes kids are little hellions.) Don’t get down on yourself for it.
Brittanys last blog post..Going for Gold
by pinger
20 Feb 2009 at 10:33
Great, is this what I have to look forward to? Sometimes, I think a pack of dogs would be easier (that was Plan A before Baby became Plan B).
Where do I participate in the interview?
pingers last blog post..Laws & Rules on V-Day
by mongoliangirl
20 Feb 2009 at 10:48
Oh, you are SO totally in over your head! I have no children of my own, but was in the position to raise one of my nephews and another child via being a ‘kinship care provider’ through the state. Of all things, I convinced myself I was going to be the best Aunt and foster parent EVER! Of course! Especially drawing to me was that the kids had already been through enough, so I should act right all the time. Nope! They were completely and totally maddening much of the time and took my self-esteem and crushed it like a rusty paper clip. Oh yes they did!
As one of my favorite speakers (you know what I mean) says, “If you think you’re so spiritual, get married. If you think you’re amazingly spiritual, go ahead and have a kid!”
by Mom
20 Feb 2009 at 12:30
Chris you are the doing a wonderful job as a father. I am so very proud of you!!! And it is perfectly normal to lose your cool especially after the last two weeks. You probably do not remember and neither does your Dad, but he was gone a lot when you guys were this age. And I often handed things over to him when he would come back after six weeks in Australia or wherever.
I was in the park yesterday with Taylor yesterday and saw an example of absolute criminal parenting. I felt like calling DCF. A four door pick up truck pulled up next to me and out of the four doors tumble about five adults and two little boys, probably six or seven, all with skate boards and every adult had a lit cigarette hanging out of their mouths. No seat belts were even possible. Talk about second hand smoke!
Hang in there! Love Mom
by mjrc
20 Feb 2009 at 14:08
i think that if there is a lesson to be learned from this experience, it’s that you should avoid engaging in the power struggle as much as possible, because you will not win.
you’ll know you’re getting sucked in to one when your emotions take over and you find yourself thinking, dammit, child, you will do as i say! that’s when it’s time to back out of it and give the child a choice and then stick with it. “if you continue to do X, we will have to _____. if you stop, then we will _______. or, would you like to ________ or _____? distraction is your friend in these situations.
it will save you a lot of stress and a possible future of high blood pressure and strokes!
p.s. you really can’t beat knowing that your mom thinks you’re wonderful!
mjrcs last blog post..My Cloud Tag Tells the Story
by heather
20 Feb 2009 at 15:18
Ah, patience grasshopper. As the mother of a tween…their is no such thing as perfect. We are in relationships. Imagine setting out to have the perfect marriage.
heathers last blog post..I’ll take you where nobody knows you and nobody give a damn.
by Florida Girl In Sydney
20 Feb 2009 at 16:09
Um, you did give us the lesson learned– that you’re in way over your head. I am too. Way. Over.
Florida Girl In Sydneys last blog post..Jesus Rocks the House
by muskrat
21 Feb 2009 at 01:07
You are in over your head. So are all of us. Even those who suck at alliteration.
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by Rodger Jacobs
21 Feb 2009 at 06:26
I was a stay-at-home parent for the first five years of my daughter’s upbringing since my now ex-wife refused to let a child slow down her busy lifestyle. Some days can be very trying and difficult. I think Nichole hit the nail on the head: just pray at the end of the day that everyone got through without any damage to life and limb.
Children are not born fully integrated into society. They get there gradually, they learn the rules and the highways and the byways by your example and by what and who you expose them to.
It’s perfectly fine to exhibit your displeasure with a child’s behavior but losing one’s temper is never really appropriate. I shouted very angrily at my daughter once under circumstances remarkably similar to the ones you essay here and, eight years later, I still regret it and probably always will, even though she no doubt has no recollection of it whatsoever.
Rodger Jacobss last blog post..More Book Cover Fun
by carrie
21 Feb 2009 at 12:15
gosh i can’t believe how many comments you get. after reading all of them i think there is nothing more i could possibly add. i feel ya on the toddler frustration tho… by the end of the day you are so exhausted you have to go to sleep instead of staying up to have ‘me time’ it’s hard.
carries last blog post..more memories
by Joe
21 Feb 2009 at 16:04
I set a really low expectation for myself when I actually decided that I’d “try” the dad thing. I didn’t know how to be a good dad, but I knew that I could be a better dad than my own. Hope you’re feeling better after having a little time to cool off.
Luckily for me, wife notices when I’m reaching the end of my nerve and gives me an errand to run out of the house.
Joes last blog post..Suck On This – Part II
by bluestreak
08 Mar 2009 at 04:30
Chris, it´s these feelings of anxiety about parenthood that make other parents connect with you and make us folks with no kids yet know it´s never gonna be an exact science, so there´s no point in fearing the inevitably fearful. I´m scared to death of having kids. But I´m even more scared to not experience the stuff you share.
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by Just a Mom
14 Jul 2009 at 18:05
You did good. You handed him to mom before you drowned him.
That takes courage and strength. Kids can take it all from you in one scream – your hair, your eye sight, your hearing and your brain cells. Mine are grown and I’m still losing things like that. Now it’s my turn to drive my kids crazy and I do.
Have fun with that beautiful child. Babyhood goes too fast. Soon he’ll be 18 and saying so long dad, see ya later.
by Just a Mom
14 Jul 2009 at 18:09
I just want to add, parents are all in over their heads. Those darlings don’t come with instructions. There should be a set tied to the umbilical cords.
“Instructions on raising a healthy happy child without losing your mind.”
Have a great day!
by Faustino Economus
10 Dec 2010 at 23:11
thanks, thats some great ideas! my kids personal favourite right now is burger craft and bread.. difficult to explain, but I found a load of great ideas at this recipe for kids site, check it out! my little ones love it, anyway!