Day 3 of ‘Voluntary’ Underemployment
-Number of cigarettes smoked: Incredibly, still zero.
-Number of Panadol taken in the vain effort to stop the pounding in my head: 17
-Hours spent wondering just what the hell I am doing: Oh, thousands.
And I was at work for half the day. I made the mistake, however, of taking Boy Z down to what I can best describe as the third circle of hell – Westfield Marion Shopping Center. I learned two things in hell. One, after two weeks of school holidays every Australian parent takes their bored and sugar crazed children to the mall so they can wreak havoc on someone else’s property. Two, I will never go to Westfield Marion Shopping Center again.
You know what else I learned today? To a 19 month old boy, the best way to drink water – the only way to drink water – is out of his Papa’s empty energy drink tin.
Jacob wants a story. My fellow Okeefenokeestani (his demonym, I can’t take credit for something so clever) was enchanted by my ‘literary quality‘ posts of a wee while back and is demanding more. Two problems. One, I only have a limited number of stories unless I start cold making shit up. Two, these literary quality posts aren’t the easiest things to write – they take a little time. More than you get during a typical toddler nap or corporate lunch break.
I’ve actually got a story that I’ve been thinking about telling for a while. But it’s a long one and one that I’m not sure I’m ready to tell yet. One of my goals during this time that I’ve got away from the grind is to sit down and write it out to see how I feel about it. So there you go, Jacob. Hang tough.
For today, however, you get photos. Tomorrow will be our one year anniversary in Oz. I was going through my iPhoto library and was amazed to see how much the little guarana-head above has changed in that year. I was also struck by the amount of time we spend at the beach – that is why I moved here. I can’t think of a better illustration of our first year in Australia than a year at the beach.
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by The Unbearable Banishment
23 Apr 2009 at 23:03
Will Panadol + cigarettes lead to a Mikey + pop rocks type internal explosion? Let me know.
Embrace those naps, pal. They don’t last forever and when they’re over, all hell breaks loose.
Just one year? I had the mistaken impression that you’ve been there for a decade.
I believe there’s something embedded in our human chemistry that attracts us to beaches and water. Why is coastal property so expensive? It’s all in our genes.
The Unbearable Banishments last blog post..viva cuba! viva food!
by SSG
24 Apr 2009 at 00:03
jealous is not the word. and weeZ has changed so much in a year! I love the photo of Dr o’c and weeZ walking to the sea, and the last one with the hats, father and son.
Sometimes you wake up and you think, actually, my life is pretty sweet. Way to go a free man.
SSGs last blog post..Indecision. Who, me?
by Carolyn Online
24 Apr 2009 at 00:11
Do the Austrailians call it Oz too? I always wonder about that. Because I know they laugh at the idea of Foster’s being Australian for beer.
Carolyn Onlines last blog post..This the best put down since the Fonz told Potsie to Sit on it.
by rassles
24 Apr 2009 at 02:48
Underemployment, eh? I like it.
Just, you know. Break your story up into little tiny parts. Chapters, if you will, or Shakespearean Acts.
CRAP! Today is supposed to be Talk Like Shakespeare Day.
I have to start doing that, too.
rassless last blog post..THe Oringin
by courtney
24 Apr 2009 at 02:58
Man, now I’m all curious about your mystery story.
I’m actually going to see Jacob this weekend, so I’ll pat him on the back for that Okeefenokeestani business on your behalf.
courtneys last blog post..Saucer of Milk, Table Two. Rowr.
by Here In Franklin
24 Apr 2009 at 03:08
Yea on the non-smoking. Keep it up! As for the story, get cracking. Do like Rass did with her NOLA posts…a day at a time.
Here In Franklins last blog post..I am NOT in a New York state of mind
by mickey
24 Apr 2009 at 03:42
I don’t even like to hear the words “mall” or “shopping center.” I’ll take hell, thank you.
Good to know you’re not actually amping Z up with energy drinks, although that could put a dent in the global energy crisis if harnessed properly.
mickeys last blog post..Moving Pictures (actual moving pictures, not the Rush album of the same name)
by Angel
24 Apr 2009 at 04:26
It doesn’t seem like you’ve been there that long. I say that because I began reading you just as you were heading to the land down under. It doesn’t seem like a year. I’ve enjoyed every single beach pic you’ve posted. Actually I blame you for making me crave beach time, which is something I never do. I’m a mountain girl by nature.
You seem to be making a good place for the family in OZ. I’m happy for you.
by Joe @ Irrational Dad
24 Apr 2009 at 12:18
Great pics!! I half-expected a set titled “A year of Dawgs outfits”
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by Gwen
24 Apr 2009 at 13:44
Zero cigarettes? Impressive. I’ve been hoping my husband would quit smoking, especially now that cigarettes cost, like, $20 a pack. And also because they sort of kill people.
P.S. I love your blog.
Gwens last blog post..That’s Why I Love it When you Tell me What to Do
by heather
24 Apr 2009 at 14:08
Good job with the cig ban! The pictures are fabulous! Good luck and enjoy? your down time.
heathers last blog post..Despite All My Rage…
by Ginny
24 Apr 2009 at 17:04
Serious props on the lack of cigarettes. I never take the kids to the mall anymore. Their grandma did it, a couple of weeks ago. She was very quiet for the rest of the day. I don’t know what went on there. I’m ok with that.
Ginnys last blog post..“Yes…Look”
by Ryan
24 Apr 2009 at 19:11
I’ve got about 30 real-life stories I’ve written that never made it to the blog – some things are just meant to be written, not displayed – so I feel you.
Have fun writing, sir, and good luck.
Love Ry
by Gypsy
25 Apr 2009 at 00:26
Okeefenokeestani — perfection.
Gypsys last blog post..Well, this is inconvenient
by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
25 Apr 2009 at 13:51
Hey, I’ve just flat-out given up on posting five days a week. It’s just not in my makeup to be that creative when my creative energies are being sapped by the yard apes in my house.
And I love that he drinks water out of the energy drink can. Make sure he does that around some old, grandmotherly types. Bonus!
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..My Mom is Divine 69!
by A Free Man
26 Apr 2009 at 23:15
TUB – Naps are just the best. A peaceful respite in the middle of the day.
SSG – I know, I’m amazed. You don’t see it from day to day, but man.
Carolyn – I actually don’t know. I do know they don’t drink much Fosters. Also – Outback Steakhouse? Not so much.
Rassles – Why is every day talk like something day? Why can’t I just talk like me?
Courtney – I’ll get there.
HIF – Very good advice.
Mickey -They’re a blight on the earth. An indication that we’re a civilization in decline.
Angel – Nothing beats the beach.
Joe – I could totally do that.
Gwen – I love smoking, but I feel bad smoking around the kid. Damn kids.
Heather – So far, so good.
Ginny – Probably a similar thing that happened to me.
Ryan – Good point, I may do it that way.
Gypsy – You’re one too.
CMGD – Whether I want him to or not, he does. I get lots of scolding glances.
A Free Mans last blog post..There are ways to tell the tides and waves of change
by Jill/Twipply Skwood
28 Apr 2009 at 05:33
Wait, your more recent post seems to imply that you moved to Australia because of the rule that says that the wife gets to choose what part of the world you live in (the actual rule rule that I heard from my brother is that the wife gets to decide what part of the country you live in, but I think in your case it’s what part of the world). The beach IS a good reason though. Which means I need to move from here, because our beaches are SO ugly!!!
GREAT pictures! And he certainly has grown! Love the starfish pic.
Jill/Twipply Skwoods last blog post..Death by Entanglement
by arizaphale
28 Apr 2009 at 22:11
Catching up from my holiday…
*beam*
Hey! I took one of those photos!!!
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