The dog.
He’s sort of the forgotten member of the family these days. Quite literally sometimes when, for example, I stumble over a neglected empty water bowl or remember half an hour before bedtime that he hasn’t been walked. I feel bad for him sometimes, he’s been through a lot – with transcontinental moves and the like – and is watching his position in the pack slide as he gets older and this endless stream of hairless pups come aboard.
I got the dog – dubbed Timmins after the northern Ontario town that my parents called home - in the late Spring of 2001. He was a husky puppy of questionable parentage acquired to serve as a calming influence to my unmanageable Siberian bitch. The bitch died a couple of months later, a victim of some poorly disposed antifreeze and her own unruliness. The idea of Timmins as stable pony would never have worked anyway as he turned out to have obedience issues of his own. For the first couple of years of his life, I spent countless hours chasing him and threatening violence upon him and any devil spawn that he may have been unlucky enough to create.
The dog was an escape artist. We moved into a wonderful old rambling house near downtown Columbia, Missouri. The landlord was generous enough to put up a brand new chain link fence around the surprisingly large back yard. Within a half hour of his release into his new domain, the dog was over the fence in a single leap and off in a cloud of white hair after some vermin (cat, squirrel or other). I coralled some of my work mates into taking an afternoon off to help me erect an electric wire around the top of the fence. The initial shock wore off in a couple of days with the realization that he could still clear the fence with a running jump and he was off again, me cursing in tow. Every single time we hosted a party in that Missouri house, not an infrequent event, one of the regular party games was one that I like to call ‘chase the damn dog around the neighborhood because some drunken moron left the front door open’. I have scars – literal scars – from this particular game.
The damn dog was wild, more lupine than canine. Genetically, huskies and their ilk are more closely related to their wolf ancestors than other breeds and you could certainly see that in Timmins behavior. He wanted to hunt not play fetch, wanted to run with a pack not sit at my feet in front of the fireplace.
But our canine friends are ingenious at endearing themselves to us and when the time came for Dr. O’C and I to take the long trip over the Atlantic to Blighty, there was little talk of leaving the dog behind. So, six months and thousands of dollars later (not to mention a last minute trip back by your underwhelming correspondent to physically put the dog on the plane) Timmins was happily leaping the mouldering fences of Oxford. During his time in Britain, the dog developed quite the taste for British fauna that made me yearn for the days of chasing him around the neighborhood. The fact that he wasn’t shot by some angry English sheepherder is a miracle.
Actually, let me tell you that story. Dr. O’C and I, in the heady pre-Boy Z days, were off on a long ramble with the dog out in some pasture land on the west side of Oxford. We had him off lead as there wasn’t much out there and without distractions, he was pretty good off the lead.
I don’t remember which of us saw the herd of sheep first, but there was no time to respond before Timmins either got a whiff or a sight of pungent fluffy prey. In a way it was like watching a nature documentary – he was off at top speed, staying low along the fence line. He hurdled the fence without breaking stride and begand to bear down on his prey. Sheep, being sheep, didn’t recognize danger until it was too late. The dog began circling the sheep, corralling them into a herd. He picked out the weakest – a young ewe – and struck, grabbing the sheep by the neck and pulled her down to the ground.
It took us a while to sort out the situation (actually I think Dr. O’C sorted out the situation as I recall). As there was no farmer or house to be seen, we took the easy way out and high-tailed it home. I rang my boss at the time, a landed Englishwoman with a couple of dogs that had been involved in livestock altercations in the past. She asked the obvious question, was the sheep dead? In our haste to leave the scene of the crime, we hadn’t spent much time evaluating the health of the sheep. We got on our bikes, may have changed clothes as well, and rode back to check on the sheep. It was gone. I chose then and choose now to believe that the sheep was merely stunned – a flesh wound, if you will.
Sheep killer (stunner) or no, we didn’t leave him in Columbia so we certainly weren’t going to leave him in Oxford. So 10,000 miles, 28 days in dog jail and thousands of pounds later Timmins set foot on his third continent in his short life a free dog. A Free Dog. Maybe it’s all the travel and the confinement associated with it, maybe he’s getting a bit longer in the tooth (he’s 8 this month) or maybe he’s just tired of the chase, but he’s a different dog these days. He’s trustworthy off the lead. He doesn’t jump fences. You’ve seen what he lets the kid do to him.
Every now and again he’ll go on a brief walkabout through a door left carelessly ajar. Occasionally some primal instinct, despite being neutered since he was a pup, will take over resulting in some embarrassment on beach walks.
For the most part, however, he stays in the yard. Contentedly sitting on the porch, keeping an eye out over his domain.
And now he resignedly lets a little boy sit on his back, pull his ears, smack him with a cricket bat and run a truck along his supine form. With another one on the way, his golden years are likely to be spent fending off a constant stream of attacks from two hairless pups rather than just the one.
It’s a little sad really. All I wanted when he was a younger dog was to extinguish that feral fire. I wanted a golden retriever, a dog that obeyed my commands and rested quietly at my feet when not needed. Now that I’ve got that kind of dog, I kind of miss the wolf.
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by Theresa B
19 May 2009 at 16:12
All I can say is that someday when you raise your voice at Boy Z, you’re going to see the wolf again…
by headbang8
19 May 2009 at 17:19
Theresa might just have a point. Boy Z is Dog #3 in the pack, and his nature may have made it obvious to Timmins that Z hates to lose in dominance games. If your next child is a bit more mellow tempered, she or he may not have such an easy time with Dog T.
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by Damon
19 May 2009 at 17:23
Timmons has lead quite a fascinating life & the way I see it has many more years remaining as a member of your pack. I think I asked the question in your last post as to who came first Boy Z or the pooch, so you answered my question. He was your first “child” and not taking him from continent to continent to continent just wouldn’t have been right. What I didn’t know was Timmon’s previous life as a neighborhood wander and sheep nemesis. Very interesting.
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by Monty
19 May 2009 at 19:23
My car and the local street dogs here share a very close rapport apparently. Why, just yesterday, the two decided to have a head on argument.
My car won.
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by Gwen
19 May 2009 at 22:46
I must confess: I’m not a dog person. I’m all about the cats and their quiet natures. But you obviously have great love for Timmins and your devotion to him, your willingness to work with him through those difficult years is really admirable. So many people give up on pets too soon, I think. Your perservance was worth the effort as you now have a loyal wolf in your pack. And he is still that wolf you loved, just tempered by age and life experience.
by Jacob
19 May 2009 at 23:50
I have some similar stories with a dog I had in college, although he was a pointer-lab mix, meaning he would have taken years to grow out of the puppy stage (from the lab) and had extreme ADHD (from the pointer). He didn’t have the slightest killer instinct though. He just wanted to run and greet every living thing he met with a hug and a tongue kiss.
My current sort-of dog is much more laid back, although I can’t keep him. He keeps escaping the fence around the back yard we built for him (which we now use to keep the chickens safe). The electric fence we used to keep him in shorted out and we couldn’t fix it so he moved down the road to live with my parents’ Great Pyrenees. Running free may shorten his life, but you can tell he’s much happier and we live so far out in the country he’s not harassing neighbors, so I’ll probably never get around to fixing that fence, especially with only the one dog.
by Carolyn Online
19 May 2009 at 23:54
I’m patiently waiting for the day that the inner feral dog leaves Brewster and is replaced with some kind of obedient pet.
by JChevais
20 May 2009 at 00:01
You’re right. He totally looks like the dog I drew in Egypt….
by arizaphale
20 May 2009 at 00:16
I feel some empathy for Timmins. It’s a long time since I last jumped a fence and my family are continually walking all over me.
by Here In Franklin
20 May 2009 at 01:45
Poor little lamb…see, dogs aren’t so different from cats afterall.
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by courtney
20 May 2009 at 01:56
Your dog is much more well-traveled than I am. That’s rather sad.
Who’d have thought the cute little puppy in that first photo would grow up to be such a ruthless sheep-killer? (Oh, I’m sorry, sheep-stunner.)
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by chris
20 May 2009 at 02:33
I think Timmons was trying to protect you guys from those viscious, viscious sheep. Who knows what they would have done to you. Good dog.
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by rassles
20 May 2009 at 03:30
I miss having a dog so hard. Perhaps T’s chillness has something do do with being in the more relaxed hemisphere.
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by alice
20 May 2009 at 04:56
Wow. My dog will be 10 soon and I’m still waiting for her to mellow out. She’s pretty good about staying close to home, but she’ll “defend” said home until your ears bleed if anyone so much as walks by on the public thoroughfares.
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by Cat
20 May 2009 at 10:48
You are so lucky that Timmons took to Boy Z. My beloved miniature schnauzer, Flannery, was our only baby for four years. When Angst was born everything was still okay because Angst was never very interested in Flannery. The trouble started when Hippie started walking because she loved him and all dogs, but he didn’t return the love. He got an adrenal disease that made him quite grumpy. The end came when he bit Hippie in the face. It was very sad.
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by admin
20 May 2009 at 16:41
Theresa – I doubt it. I raise my voice frequently at both kid and dog and when it’s at the kid I think the dog’s relieved. He’s not that sort of protective dog. Useless in fact…
Headbang – I’m fully prepared to reinforce pack structure whenever necessary. I’m a good alpha male – dog wise at least.
Damon – Would have been nice if it were a bit cheaper.
Monty – Nice.
Gwen – I find cats completely untrustworthy. Hence, a dog guy.
Jacob – I’m glad to know that Timmins isn’t the only dog smarter than an electric fence.
Carolyn – Good luck with that, I think age is the only thing that works for some dogs.
JChev – I know, right?
Ariza – Do we need to work on your self image?
HIF – The lamb didn’t die! And it was a sheep, not a lamb. Cat owners, always distorting the truth.
~Courtney – He’s more traveled than a lot of people, but I’m sure he could have done without it.
Chris – Exactly.
Rassles – Yeah, could be the laid back Aussie ‘tude.
Alice – I wish Timmins would defend our home. We got robbed in Oxford and the dog did nothing. Useless.
Cat – Yeah, Dr. O’C was pretty stressed about it. I had faith.
by Joe
20 May 2009 at 21:19
We’ve got a boxer mix that’s 2 years old. She tolerates EVERYTHING, and is extremely well behaved. We couldn’t be more blessed. I feel real bad for her sometimes because she isn’t getting the attention she got before Tyler was born. I make it a point to have “Delilah time” everyday, and I take solace in the fact that Tyler will very soon be of the age to be her new best friend.
Sadly, I was unfamiliar with the word “lupine” and had to have google give me a hand. It brought up sites about garden flowers. Some more searching got me squared away though.
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by muskrat
20 May 2009 at 23:20
I’ll bet the dog misses the “old” you, too, who threw all the parties in MO and chased him about the ‘hood.
by Jacob
21 May 2009 at 00:36
Bubba climbed the damn fence. He literally would pull rock climbing moves to get over it, so we gave up.
His coon hound side doesn’t give him the energy to jump the fence.
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by Gypsy
21 May 2009 at 01:01
I have a golden/husky mix who looks just like Timmins except with floppy ears. And, man, is he a lot of work. And the shedding? Oh god, the shedding.
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by SSG
21 May 2009 at 03:08
man I love timmins. he’s great.
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by Nathan B.
22 May 2009 at 09:35
Putting up that electric fence in Columbia was one of the better Friday afternoons I’ve experienced in the past 10-15 years…
by admin
22 May 2009 at 09:48
SSG – Do you remember when he killed Jane’s fish? That was awesome.
Nathan – That’s a slightly depressing statement about your life…
by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
27 May 2009 at 04:57
I can completely relate to this. My cats have suffered the brunt of motherhood. I mean, one cat started pooping and peeing everywhere in protest of the monkeys running around. Thankfully, Andy (who is 11) will still come around for loving.
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