Thanks to Jen and Zen Mom for the heads up about Banned Books Week, an annual celebration of the freedom to read. I’m a big freedom of expression Lefty and I find censorship of any kind intolerable. I wrote a post about my experience with books and the people who ban them last year and didn’t think I could improve it much. What follows is that post, slightly modified. If you’ve been around for a while, skip to the end. If not, this is one of my favorite pieces:
I know book banners and I know what they look like and sound like. I grew up in a small town on the steaming pine flats of north Florida. This particular town was famous for two things. One, Ted Bundy killed his last victim there. Two, they banned Chaucer from the schools. When I was a Freshman in High School, my county school board banned a humanities text book that contained excerpts from Aristophanes’ “Lysistrata” and Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales”. That’s right, 5th century B.C. Greek drama and 13th century English frame tales were too dirty for our developing minds. A local preacher’s wife was helping her daughter with her homework one day and came across the mere mention of the existence of sex in Lysistrata and the “The Miller’s Tale” – a farcical story in verse that includes medieval fart jokes – and went all histrionic. She got her husband on to the case, who used his own little bully pulpit to get a rise out of his Southern Baptist congregation. As these things do in small towns, in a matter of weeks there was fury from the community about their precious innocents being forced to read such smut. Smut that 99% of them hadn’t bothered to read. Smut that the vast majority of them couldn’t pronounce, never mind spell.
The irony, of course, is that in the late 80’s most of these delicate flowers were having more sex than Aristophanes could ever conceive of and the jokes I heard in the halls of my school would have caused Chaucer to blush. But logic and reality tend to be irrelevant when a community is stricken with a righteous fury and the school board, with a cowardly unanimous vote, caved under the pressure and banned both the humanities book and the original text.
At the time, I didn’t know Greek comedy from situation comedy and I didn’t know that Chaucer was the father of English literature and laid the path for seven centuries of words to come. I was 15 and had bigger issues to deal with and I just didn’t really care about the ban. I was young and still labored under the illusion that elected officials knew best and had my interests at heart. I’ve always been a little bit ashamed that I wasn’t angry at the time, that I didn’t get angry until I went away to college and read “Lysistrata” and “The Canterbury Tales”. It was at that point that I realized what had been done to me by the preachers and the school board.
I have no problem with anyone’s religious beliefs, none whatsoever. Largely because what anyone else believes is absolutely none of my business. If you don’t want to watch a movie or read a book or listen to a song because it flies in the face of your religious beliefs, that’s fine. If you don’t want your child to read a book or listen to a song because it flies in the face of your religious beliefs, that’s fine, though you probably ultimately do your child a disservice. Nonetheless, none of my business. But the Christianists that banned Chaucer and Aristophanes went a step too far, they didn’t want anyone to read, watch or listen to something that offended their faith. This is where I have a problem. This is where your religion offends me. This is where your beliefs tread on not only my beliefs, but my freedom to practice them. This is where it becomes my business.
I learned that in my first year of a private Christian college in South Carolina. I learned that I should be angry about what had been done in my hometown. I learned about book banning. It didn’t just happen in that small town in north Florida. It had happened throughout history when zealots with a modicum of power and more than their fair share of influence convinced an ill informed population that a book threatened their morality. And I got angry. And I wrote an essay for a literature class about book banning and book banners. My professor encouraged me to send that essay to my local newspaper and they published it as a guest editorial.
My small salvo in the war against book banning got me my first job as a writer. The surprisingly progressive publisher of our local paper gave me a summer job as an intern reporter. I spent two summers reporting on the local politicians. It was during those two summers that I became a liberal, that I began to question authority, that I learned the dirty truth about small town politics. During those two summers I got to know small town, small minded politicians who are so convinced that their personal morality is right that they are willing to force it on everyone else by any means necessary. I learned that if people wouldn’t listen and change, these people of will litigate their world view. There are lots of book banners on school boards and county commissions in small towns around the country, particularly in the South. I know them, I’ve worked for them and I’ve worked against them and I have had enough of them.
Now most of the time, these people don’t get far in politics. But every now and again one of them is clever enough, glib enough or charismatic enough to climb the political ladder. Sometimes they get elected to the State legislature, sometimes they might be elected to the House of Representatives. Occasionally one of them becomes governor or even a Senator. Increasingly, these small-minded proto fascists are making a dent on the national stage. Recently they’ve made their way on to the U.S. Supreme Court and into the White House itself. Things look a bit better after the latest American elections, but these folks are like bad pennies.
And I’ve learned that it isn’t just an American problem. Australia has a dubious history of censorship as well. As author Frank Moorhouse put it in an ABC Radio National program from 2006:
But the truthful joke about that period, and I’m talking up until the early 70s, was that if the Martians had landed in Australia and read our literature they would not have a clue how the species reproduced. There was not a clue in any Australian writing about how reproduction occurred. And of course as young people we were bereft of information about how to reproduce or how…most of us were trying not to reproduce.
But book banning is still alive and well in Australia today. In 2006, the Australian government refused classification to two books, “Defence of the Muslim Lands” and “Join the Caravan” by Abdullah Azzam. The Australian government is concerned that these two books may incite people to acts of terrorism. I guess my small town school board in the 80’s was worried about us thinking about sex and flatulence. Presumably advocates of banning the Harry Potter books were concerned about their children becoming witches and wizards. Today it is terrorism, the pornography of the 21st century. It is always something, but there is never a justification for censorship.
The American Library Association has a list of suggestions of what you can do to fight censorship, keep books available in your libraries, and promote the freedom to read as well as a disturbing map of book bannings and challenges in the last couple of years in the U.S. Whether you’re aware of it or not, censorship is alive and well in the United States and around the world. Anyone who loves the written word has an obligation to do something about it.
Personally, I’m going to hit the grass roots. I’m going to try to instill a love for the written words in my son the same way that my parents instilled it in me. By reading to them every day*.
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*Yes, I know that’s Dr. O’C and not me reading. But I do lots of reading too. I also do most of the picture taking. And the cooking. And the bulk of the work around the house…
What is fixing to get banned, however, is that dummy (pacifier) stuck in Boy Z’s mouth.
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by lora
30 Sep 2009 at 00:26
This is wonderful. I was surprised how many of the books I read as a child have been flagged or banned in certain school districts. My response? Buy them up in bulk and give them to all the children I know.
lora´s last blog ..put me in such an awful spin
by Jan
30 Sep 2009 at 00:47
There was a humorist in the 70s named Teresa Bloomingdale; she was a devout Catholic and mother of 10 children. In one of her books, she talked about her days in a private, all-girls Catholic high school and how, at the beginning of every school year, the students were handed two lists – one of books they were required to read, and one of books they were forbidden to read. She noted that, naturally, they read all of the books on the forbidden list and damn few on the required list, then finished by saying she couldn’t understand why some enterprising nun simply didn’t switch the lists.
When I was in high school, back shortly after dinosaurs became extinct, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was banned in our school district because it contained the dreaded “N Word.” Did everyone read it anyway? You bet we did; it is now part of the curriculum.
Those who ban books are often just shooting their “cause” right between the eyes.
Jan´s last blog ..Hoppin’ John
by sarala
30 Sep 2009 at 01:16
Thanks for the reminder. Now I have to figure out what banned book I’m going to buy and read and post about! I try to do this every year as a protest even though I read whatever I darn well please each and every year.
As a fun coincidence, I just bought a Talking Heads album on e-bay out of sheer nostalgia. I think it was my son going to college last week that did it to me.
I recently encountered a Jewish mother at our son’s school trying to edit a book that was to be assigned to the kids–ah there you have it–my next post!
sarala´s last blog ..Junk Yard and Junk Yards
by rassles
30 Sep 2009 at 01:26
I’m reading Lord of the Rings right now, just to stick it to the man, and totally not because I’ve read it every year for the past thirteen years.
rassles´s last blog ..Linguistics, a List, and I Don’t Like Indiana
by Not Afraid To Use It
30 Sep 2009 at 01:46
Glad you reposted to bring this to our attention again. I’ll be adding a few to my reading list this year.

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by Rol
30 Sep 2009 at 01:47
It’s Farenheit 451 coming true. Only scarier.
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by Blogging Mama Andrea
30 Sep 2009 at 03:26
I’m planning to read a few banned books – I love HP and Catcher in the Rye. I saw (also thanks to ZenMom’s post) about banned books week and I was startled by some of the things on the list like those above. I knew Catcher would be there but The Kite Runner? Really… another book I’ll be reading this week.
My goal list as a novelist just got another addition – I want to make the banned books list

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by ZenMom
30 Sep 2009 at 04:50
Great post! I’m really glad you “recycled” it so that those of us who weren’t around the first time could have a chance to read it!
This:
“I have no problem with anyone’s religious beliefs, none whatsoever. Largely because what anyone else believes is absolutely none of my business … This is where your religion offends me. This is where your beliefs tread on not only my beliefs, but my freedom to practice them. This is where it becomes my business.”
describes how I feel exactly.
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by courtney
30 Sep 2009 at 07:06
Excellent post within another excellent post. I simply do not understand book banning or censorship of any kind. If someone is offended by a book, why can’t they just put it down? Why do they have to impose on everyone else?
What it comes down to, I think, is that some people have no respect for their own kids. Like the people who say kids are going to turn to witchcraft if they read Harry Potter — kids are able to separate fact from fiction. I read Roald Dahl books as a kid, but I never thought the BFG was real. It’s ridiculous.
courtney´s last blog ..Late For A Very Important State (Of Mind)
by formerlyfun
30 Sep 2009 at 08:38
I read so many things inappropriate to my age growing up. I read Harold Robbins, Nancy Friday and Stephen King, the Thorn Birds(Collen McCulloch?) all before I was even 13. I shared much of what I read with my friends. Our parents probably would have blushed but I am no worse the wear and while I will moniter my children’s reading a bit more, I would allow a much wider berth in what they read than films. Violence and sex imagined in my opinion are more benevolent than someone elses seen on the big screen.
My 9 year old has read World War Z, a book about zombies that has several instances of derivatives of the word fuck. Mention of this got him excited about reading, what can I say. He has already been told that if he wants to practice his profanity, he can with his other nine year old hooligans in their tree house, but it better be out of ear shot of adults. So far he has heard us, read it and no problems with f-bombs anywhere. He like zombies and being a little scared and while I eschew violent video games and most movies with violence(he has seen Godzilla and Star Trek and other kid movies that feature some violence, reading allows him some dabbling in that realm but he has to read to get the payoff.
As a teenager, I read several classics just to get the few sluttish bits and hey, it got me reading.
Anyhow, I liked the original post and so good a second helpings always nice.
formerlyfun´s last blog ..Pick Me, Pick Me
by Southern (in)Sanity
30 Sep 2009 at 09:49
I guess I’m showing my age when I say that I don’t recall there being a banned book list when I was in school. In fact, I recall being required to read several that appear on various banned lists today, and I turned out …
Well. Never mind.
by Technobabe
30 Sep 2009 at 10:33
Very good post!!! Couldn’t say it better myself, and this is a great big hairy wart I carry around too. This can really get my dander up. This really gets my panties in a bunch!! Well, you get the idea. Censorship is suppression. I wish every person would stand up for our rights to read ANY book written by ANYBODY (EVEN GHOST WRITERS FOR MS. PALEN). Sorry, had to throw that in. I can laugh at some stupidity and I don’t have to read it. But I stand up for everyone’s right to write what they want and for everyone’s right to read it.
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by Beth
30 Sep 2009 at 10:59
First of all, you said “fixing to” and that made me smile because your southern-ness is showing. Second of all, I am reminded of just how damn lucky I am to have been born to a liberal reader who believed in me forming my own opinion.
A few years ago, a book at our local high school was banned. While I was opposed, I didn’t voice my opinion as it would probably have cost my job and I doubt the author of that book would volunteer to support me. That is the one thing I hate most about my job – the fact that I can’t really say what I want to say.
Now I’m off to see what I CAN do to stop the banning of books.
Beth´s last blog ..There is one less deranged bird in the world but please don’t call me Ozzy
by Jamie
30 Sep 2009 at 11:02
Chris, did you know in our shithole of a high school, that they had a whole secret list of books the English profs. were forbidden to teach or assign? The only reason the Canterbury Tales got taught was that it was in some boring Humanities text book that had already been approved by the state. Everyone paid attention to that, but not to an apparently several page long list of novels (including such dangerous works as The Grapes of Wrath).
Oh, we currently sport a “Everything Important I Know I Learned from Banned Books” bumper sticker (along with an Obama sticker) which should ensure our car gets regularly keyed by the yokels in Utah
by admin
30 Sep 2009 at 16:46
Lora – Good idea. Corrupt the neighborhood children.
Jan – You’re right, absolutely. The more you tell people they can’t see something the more they want to see it.
Sarala – I bought a collection of banned books whilst in the UK, it’s a great set. Still haven’t read them all.
Rassles – I know, what a weird one to ban, right? Like what, your kid is going to want to become a hobbit?
NATUI – Good idea.
Rol – Ironically, Fahrenheit 451 is frequently banned or challenged.
Andrea – I can’t imagine why Kite Runner is there. The rape scene? Isn’t that graphic as I recall.
ZenMom – That’s what I figured. I didn’t have so many people reading last year.
Courtney – Wait, what, the BFG isn’t real? Reading to kids is great fun and it helps them learn to talk. Boy Z speaks better than a lot of his peers and I’m convinced it’s because we read too him so much. And my brilliant genes.
by nursemyra
30 Sep 2009 at 18:30
You read, you cook, you clean and you take pictures? You sound pretty damn perfect to me
by The Unbearable Banishment
30 Sep 2009 at 22:07
Fantastic post. Thanks for putting this info out there. And you’re right about reading to the kiddies. I find reading to The Daughters to be an unexpected pleasure in life. I did it initially out of a sense of parental obligation but I think I’ve gotten more out of it than they have.
The Unbearable Banishment´s last blog ..Today is ‘count your blessings’ Wednesday in NYC
by Prefers Her Fantasy Life
30 Sep 2009 at 22:55
What a great story of how you got into writing. I still read with two of my kids. Eleven-year old and I just finished the Peter and the Starcatcher series by Ridley Pearson and Dave Barry.
Prefers Her Fantasy Life´s last blog ..Meg’s Second Bar Fight
by admin
01 Oct 2009 at 15:40
FF – I read Judy Blume’s books as a teenager to try and suss out women.
SIS – If you grew up in the South then there was a list. You may not have known about it, but unless it was a progressive college town, there was definitely a list.
Technobabe – So, what your saying is that censorship upsets you?
Beth – What was the book?
Jamie – Did they really? How do you know? What was on it? Can we get the list, just for fun? I’m surprised you guys haven’t gotten beaten up in Utah. Although, to be fair, Mormons seem pretty peaceful as wingnuts go.
Nursemyra – I know!
TUB – Same. When I started reading to Boy Z it was because I felt like I should, but now it’s good fun. Especially when he lets me choose the book.
Prefers – What’s the Starcatcher series?
by ellie
02 Oct 2009 at 02:26
OH, yeah, Northern Florida is about as South as you can get!
ellie´s last blog ..I Rock
by Kevin C Jones
02 Oct 2009 at 04:28
Books contain Words and Thoughts. And Books can get you killed in many countries. In 1992, I was a Visiting Professor in Al Ain, part of the Abu Dhabi Emirate, when riots erupted from news of the Ayodah temple massacre in India. I was walking towards the rioters carrying English text translations of the Q’uran, The Bible, and various Vedic books.
I threw them all over a fence and jumped for my life.
For $10, what book did I rescue?
by Jamie
02 Oct 2009 at 05:05
Yes, they did. During the whole controversy about the Canterbury Tales, Ms. Love (11th grade English) showed the list to me. Her attitude was more along the lines of what’s the big deal, they gave me a whole list of stuff I cannot teach. It was not “official” as in approved by the school board – but official in the sense of teach any of these and we will make your life miserable. I don’t remember much about it, except that I saw The Grapes of Wrath on it, and asked “Why that one?” She said, “Oh, you know, because of the last scene.” Well, I did not know, since I went to a crap high school that banned books. So, of course, I went to the Public Library, read the last scene, in which a character nurses a starving man who is so far gone he cannot eat food. Even then, I thought you have to be one fucked up sick son-of-a-bitch to find that sexually alluring. Of course, that is the thing with these religious nuts – they are completely obsessed with sex.
by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
02 Oct 2009 at 05:48
I decided a long time ago to have my own personal library of banned books. And if any books are banned while our kids are in middle/high school, then the books will be here for them and their classmates to read. At any time. And I’ll be damned if anybody stops me.
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter´s last blog ..Caged Bird
by NATUI
02 Oct 2009 at 11:02
Speaking of schools, have you seen this on FB/the Internet yet? Actually school in Queensland. It’s worth the listen. I wish more schools would do it.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1212601907690
by Jill/Twipply Skwood
04 Oct 2009 at 03:13
Crap! I forgot it was banned book week – it ends today or tomorrow right? I wanted to read my boy a banned book!
That map is pretty cool. And I’d just like to point out that Houston does NOT have a tack on the map!
There may be a lot of drawbacks to this city, but apparently book banning isn’t one of them. Happy gender confused chickens? Good for Houston! BIG billy goats? Yep, got ‘em! Bras in the middle of the road? Good stuff. Libraries with controversial books? Stock full thanks!

Jill/Twipply Skwood´s last blog ..I Think Maybe Benjamin Franklin Was Jewish…but it was probably a secret. And then he observed Yom Kippur all year long. Or something.
by JChevais
08 Oct 2009 at 23:33
Banned books, funnily enough, end up being very good for the banned writer. It’s all very weird. A sort of validation of worth?
Bah. It’s silly. My mom pretty much let me read anything I wanted. I plan on doing the same.
Can I make a comment on the pacifier? Don’t wean too soon. We weaned daughter too soon (okay. We FORCED THE ISSUE) and now she’s nine and struggling to stop sucking her thumb (the dummy replacement). The dentist put the fear of ugly braces and death in her, so we are hoping that this time she’ll break the habit for good.
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