I’ve been trying for a few weeks to get a decent picture of both boys for my office. This, seemingly, is an impossible task. I can get photos in which one of them looks good – looking at the camera with a smile of sorts – but none in which they both look good. Typically Boy Z has a dummy stuck in his mouth or Not Max is crying or Boy Z is pashing his brother or Not Max has a look of terror on his face. They’re most uncooperative little boys. I try to explain to them that their life will be much easier if they obey me unconditionally, but I just don’t seem to be getting far.
This is the best I’ve got so far:

I’ll keep trying.
I’m also trying to find the ultimate Antipodean Christmas song. So far, the best I’ve got is Rolf Harris’s “Six White Boomers”. Now I like old Rolf, really I do. But come on Aussies, is this the best you can do?*
I’ve been remiss, well, about a lot of things. But specifically, I wanted to draw your attention to a couple of links that are well overdue.
I did my monthly The Greenists post a week or so ago. Time’s been tight lately, so I cheated a bit and slightly modified a post I wrote for this site a while back. (Shhh, don’t tell Courtney). However, if you haven’t read about The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, head over there and have a look.
I’m a big fan of a good interview and an even bigger fan of myself, so I signed on for Neil’s Great Interview Experiment. Bovidine** blogger Nanny Goats in Panties came up with some great questions, so for even more of me go over and check out the interview on her site.
Finally, and I hesitate to post this one, but I’ve done another guest appearance for everyone’s favorite blog review site. I hesitate because I really did not like this lady’s blog, so I was a wee bit more caustic than I could ever have been in real life. That’s the beauty of an alter ego. At the time of writing, my guest post was not up yet, but have a look some time on Friday for the nastier side of your underwhelming correspondent.
And with that, good night.
UPDATE:
Ask review won’t be up until Tuesday.
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“The Best of Rolf Harris” is available from
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*Also, if you guys lose to the West Indies tomorrow, I’m sending my sons to play cricket in England.
** It’s possible that I made this word up.
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by headbang8
18 Dec 2009 at 21:49
And a great big fat pash back atcha. All of you!
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by mondraussie
19 Dec 2009 at 01:11
Forget it – we don’t have christmas songs… or the ones we do are badly re-worded versions of traditional ones… about utes bashing through the dust, instead of sleighs dashing through the snow.. and stuff like that… and you’re being very kind to dear old ralph… most of us can’t stand him! Like the photo of your two boys
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by Blogging Mama Andrea
19 Dec 2009 at 01:21
I love the picture. The baby is like all “what are YOU lookin’ at pops?” That could become a classic. Let me know if they obey your every command at some point (then please teach me how to get my kids to obey me).
I still say for Christmas songs you need Alvin and the Chipmunks. Annoying with a side of funny.
I will check your links. I got a great person to interview for Neil’s thingy but my interviewer never made contact. Meh.
Blogging Mama Andrea´s last blog ..It’s Friday.
by Jacob
19 Dec 2009 at 01:36
A piece of advice for you: Never conceive a love child out of wedlock. Your genes pack mad power, at least on the facial features of babies. Dr. O’C would know the truth with just a glance. I’ve got a friend whose the same way. Both of his girls look like very young female versions of him.
Apparently I could make love children at will. I apparently have no influence on facial appearances in the least. The only chip off o my block E got was his brain. The kid is weird just like his old man. We had a hot lava/wet stinky dog fight the other day. I think his wet stinky dogs defeated my hot lava.
Sadly, I couldn’t find an opportunity to make a love child if I wanted to. Luckily, I don’t want to, so bemoaning my lack of sex appeal is like regretting not doing something I didn’t want to do.
Jacob´s last blog ..This Is a Football Post
by Technobabe
19 Dec 2009 at 02:24
I read the interview, thanks for the link. Keep taking pictures of your boys, the more pictures you have the better, especially when they are not so little anymore.
Technobabe´s last blog ..The Spirit Of The Season
by courtney
19 Dec 2009 at 03:03
Gasp! You recycled a post! Nah, that’s totally fine. In fact, I’ve done it myself with Greenists posts a time or two.
Those are two cute little boys you’ve got there.
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by Cat
19 Dec 2009 at 03:26
Welcome to the photographic truth about siblings. Just remember the more kids you have, the worse it gets.
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by Mongoliangirl
19 Dec 2009 at 04:50
I’m confused. I know you’re surprised.
The end.
Mongoliangirl´s last blog ..I spent over a decade wondering why I had been so taken by it.
by SciFi Dad
19 Dec 2009 at 06:08
Dude, I didn’t know you reviewed at AAYSR. Email me your pseudonym.
As for the photo? Get them sitting side by side, put your camera into multi-shot mode (the one where you press and then it takes continuously until you release), and make a sound like a water buffalo and/or walrus in heat. The shock and strangeness will get their attention, and if you don’t do it too loud (booming) you won’t scare them and they’ll smile/laugh/pass gas.
SciFi Dad´s last blog ..Neglectimommy: A Christmas Carol
by barbara
19 Dec 2009 at 06:58
For children’s xmas songs you will have to visit the wiggles, they are the number one group on the children’s hit parade, other than that are there any xmas songs other than the old faithfulls? I may be wrong but didn’t the windies also beat england?
by barbara
19 Dec 2009 at 07:16
Australian groups don’t have a history of xmas songs, there isn’t a market for them as there is in europe. They save their money for releasing songs later in the year.
by Agnes
19 Dec 2009 at 07:20
I second Mondraussie re Ralph: “most of us can’t stand him”!
Six White Boomers just sounds wrong. And what’s with Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport? Why do you NEED to tie your kangaroo down? Both song titles make me think there’s something slightly off with Mr Harris.
Got to school yesterday after reading your comments about Six White Boomers and what were the kids playing on the stereo? Six Bloody White Boomers! Had it in my head alllll day.
Agnes´s last blog ..Obligatory Christmas Mix #3
by Margaret
19 Dec 2009 at 07:37
Which one are you at AAYSR? I got “reviewed” by them awhile back, which was fun, although you really need a thick skin if you’re going to throw yourself to the lions like that.
Thanks for the link – I think you’re friends are coming over to check it out!
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by A Free Man
19 Dec 2009 at 07:58
Come on guys, you’ve got to give Rolf credit for creativity at least – his songs are great for kids! And he painted the Queen! England beat the Windies earlier this year but more importantly, beat Australia! Boy Z was born in England, so he’ll be able to go play over there. Not Max will be stuck with Australia. Hopefully, they’ll be back in good form by then!
A Free Man´s last blog ..Soon the sleigh was flashing past, right over Marble Bar
by arizaphale
19 Dec 2009 at 08:38
What about our wonderful Australian Christmas Carols???
‘Carol of the Birds’
‘The North Wind is Tossing the Leaves’
I shall find you a link!
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by arizaphale
19 Dec 2009 at 09:21
Well, that was harder than I thought. In the 70s these Australian Christmas Carols were all the go. I’m afraid these renditions do not do them credit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj9AUeJMvWg “Orana” (The Carol of the Birds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiy-wB3_lHg&feature=related The Three Drovers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn5zn9bcb0Q&feature=related (up tempo version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGnDVFw5EGI The North Wind(no lyrics)
the lyrics are on here: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa;jsessionid=FB390E865BA086F8FC364C38D7B447FE.app01?threadID=1530803&messageID=13541135#13541135
There are others but I have to go and do some work……but…..
oh my God look at THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjHnm8yfas&feature=related
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by Not Afraid To Use It
19 Dec 2009 at 16:24
Damn, dude. Two posts in rapid succession? If you have that much time on your hands you must not be helping around the house enough.
As for the elusive two children looking at the camera at the same time shot, all I can say is thank god for digital cameras. 600 pics to get 2 good ones.
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by ellie
19 Dec 2009 at 17:55
You get nasty?!!!! I’m going to have to rush on over and check it out!
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by ellie
19 Dec 2009 at 18:28
You’re that guy???? I had no idea! You weren’t nasty.
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by mjrc
20 Dec 2009 at 02:41
i second what jacob said about the babies and wedlock and all that. i mean, i thought baby z resembled you, but not max is even more his daddy’s boy! i’m thinking you might have to go for #3 so dr. o’c can have a little girl who looks just like her . . . kidding! totally kidding!

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by Here In Franklin
20 Dec 2009 at 11:10
I don’t think anyone got a good photo of my sister and me together until we were of legal drinking age. Looking forward to your review…I bet it’ll be up Monday.
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by kitty
20 Dec 2009 at 17:33
glad that Boy Z gets to stay in Australia for a little longer.
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by heather
21 Dec 2009 at 15:03
Off to read, later. The kiddos are cute.
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by June
22 Dec 2009 at 09:43
Cute kids, love the christmas tree.
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by muskrat
23 Dec 2009 at 03:14
Wait…you’re on 3 blogs this week, and it’s mid-December? Shouldn’t you be grading exams or something? Or busy getting psychologically prepared for the BCS National Championship game, in which you focus all efforts for a week on willing the Tide to a victory?
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by Joe
05 Jan 2010 at 13:57
Get thee to Photoshop, good sir! Check this out, and let me know if you need further help! You need, NAY, you DESERVE a great photo of both boys!
http://www.irrationaldad.com/2009/10/photoshop-phun-v-ace-and-tyler.html
Joe´s last blog ..Merry Christmas 2009