Posts Tagged ‘Florida Gators’

I see sickness again, coming in floods

I haven’t talked much about the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party this year. Especially when one considers that, as October wound down last year, I dedicated an entire week to a diatribe of loathing against the University of Florida. I invited the enemy into my bosom to speak in favor of his loathsome, repitilian team. [...]

 
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Deep South Smack Talk: Florida Hate Week Edition

Well, there have been a lot of strong words and emotions thrown around in these Deep South Smack Talk posts this year. We’ve had Alex call the Dawgs “Pop Warner wanna-be’s” and The Vol Abroad question my parenting skills. This is to be expected when debating the merits of SEC football teams. I don’t think [...]

 
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Deep South Smack Talk: My Friend The Enemy

In celebration of the imminent humiliation for the state’s flagship university, I’m happy to present an expanded Florida Hate Week edition of Deep South Smack Talk. Speaking for the evil swamp lizards, we have my oldest friend and occasional A Free Man commentor, Jamie. He and I went through high school together and despite his [...]

 
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Your Florida Hate Week Moments of Zen

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Florida Hate Week in Photos

Mark Richt, you’re our only hope…

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Obnoxious Gators #1
Bushes in Florida
Obnoxious Gators #2
Thanks Ms. Harris
He Who Must Not Be Named
Celebrate!
The Defeat of He Who Must Not Be Named
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Ten Things I Hate About You: Florida Hate Week Edition

With apologies to William Shakespeare, Kat Stratford and poets everywhere:

I hate the way you cannot count and blame you for the last eight years.
I hate your endless strip malls. I hate your garish beachfront condos.
I hate your big flying roaches and all your violent crime.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It [...]

 
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Florida Hate Week

It’s nothing personal. Hell, I spent most of my childhood in the Sunshine State and I’m not much of a hater, really. But there’s another election to screw up around the corner and – more importantly – The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party on Saturday. So, this week – with apologies to my fellow Floridians [...]

 
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Georgia 52, LSU 38

Wee Z doing his best Knowshon Moreno impression.
Nice shootout win over the defending champs in Death Valley for the ‘Dawgs. Bring on the Gators!
Florida Hate Week begins today.
Go Dawgs! Sic ‘em!
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I guess all this history is just a mystery to me

(For those of you who, inexplicably, couldn’t give a toss about college football, scroll down for some non-sports related fun and public humiliation. )
Lot of controversy on A Free Man lately, so I’ve decided to ease into something we can all agree as the weekend nears – the supremacy of my almae matres’ football teams*. Both [...]

 
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