Posts Tagged ‘geese’

A fine feathered fatwa

If this image triggers a sense of forboding in you, then you are more perceptive than me.
A number of you predicted that The Battle of Fountain Valley Pond wasn’t going to be the end of my goose troubles – lack of faith that I dismissed with, in hindsight, hubris. I mean, I know that birds are [...]

 
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Into the valley of death*

After the third attack by terrorist water fowl in a week, I decided to do something about these Anatid insurgents. I made the decision to retaliate. On Friday evening I sat down with my eager forces and designed a strategy. As Saturday morning dawned cool and cloudy and I prepared my forces for a counter attack.
Now [...]

 
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Terror in Happy Valley

There is a gang of thugs that are wreaking havoc on the streets of my quiet South Australian suburb. For the third time this week, I’ve been accosted on my way to the bus stop by these hooligans for doing nothing more than walking down the sidewalk with a spring in my step. They’ve come [...]

 
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